Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Short-form Copy. Three Published Restaurant Reviews in Not For Tourists

 

     Petsi Pies, Somerville. Map 28 Inman Square. Also Map 27 Central Square/Cambridgeport 

 

    This is no pie in the sky. It’s only the best pies around without your grandmother in the kitchen. Rene McLeod (Petsi was her childhood name) learned a lot of her panache from her Nanny Shields. If you can bake love into pies, Rene does it. The chocolate sour cream cake, for example, was her Nanny’s. The coconut cake is her own, though. Her signal pie is sweet potato. Mashed up bits of the humble tuber – just enough firmness, and not too sweet. The starchiness balances the sugar. The pecan pie is Petsi’s second celeb in the house. The nuts soak up the corn syrup to plump perfection. The blueberry pie is less sweet than most due to a mystery guest: cloves. Petsi’s crusts are never soggy. They do soak up juices but maintain body. And pies are not all. There’s a selection of savory tarts, such as the spinach, ricotta, and pine nut one. There are two locations. Petsi wields the rolling pin in Somerville, while some friendly dudes figure out how to cut pies into sevens out of Cambridge. That one’s a ten minute walk from Harvard Square.

 

    

 

     Gigi Gelateria. North End, Boston. Map 2 North End/Fanieul Hall

 

     There is a famous gelateria called San Crispino’s on the Via della Pannetteria near the Trevi Fountain in Rome that Romans are satisfied to make the centerpiece of their evenings out. The North End’s Gigi Gelateria can fill the homesick void of far-flung Romans. It’s the brainchild of restaurateur Frank de Pasquale (Umbria, Bricco), who lured two master gelato maestros from the old land to turn out tubs of the concoction in his basement here. But this is no boiler room operation. They churn out fifty flavors of sweet artistry. Dieters can relax. While ice cream has 16% butterfat, gelato here has on 2.5%, and this store uses no cream at all – only milk. The mix is churned more slowly for a denser product and is served at a slightly higher temperature for a softer texture. Cold tanks run about fifteen feet, with one stubby one capping off the shop at the sidewalk to entice the unsuspecting. Metal wells run 2 deep and 23 long. OK, so that’s 46 flavors. If only I had to calculate on this grid in math class! Zabaione, a custard flavor that reminds you of eggnog, is superb. Panna cotta is the Italian Crème Brule. Cassata Siciliana is ricotta, fruit bits, and chocolate chips. But my money’s on the melon. Bursting with cantaloupe flavor that’s somehow stronger than the fruit. It could keep a Roman in Boston.

    

    

 

 

     Donna’s Cakes. West Roxbury. Map unknown

 

     Ever take a bite of a cake and say to yourself, “Something’s wrong”? You know, the cake part’s fine, but the icing has that Oleo taste, as if it were made from rocket fuel (Twinkies actually once had a component found in such). Or the icing is fine, but the cake part is dry, like someone undid the stop and let all the air out. Donna’s Cakes gets cake and icing right. Synchronicity. The cake is moist yet firm, But the real standout is the icing. All butter cream. You can eat it by itself (I do).  Donna has been creating masterworks for 18 years. She started by taking a class in a cake-maker’s home. She did the same before opening this storefront in quiet West Roxbury. Give Donna an idea, and she’ll make it reality. Traditional wedding cakes to Big Bird. How about a beehive cake with bees swarming around the hive?  My four-year old cousin got treated on his b-day with a construction site. The toy bulldozer pushed a pile of dirt (chocolate cake crumbs). Now she’s doing computerized images into frosting.